{"id":1118,"date":"2018-04-30T20:51:05","date_gmt":"2018-05-01T03:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gardentowerchronicles.com\/?p=1118"},"modified":"2018-12-01T15:25:43","modified_gmt":"2018-12-01T23:25:43","slug":"x-rated-carrots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/x-rated-carrots\/","title":{"rendered":"X-Rated Carrots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is not from my garden, but from a friend&#8217;s, and is just too funny. \u00a0I just have to post it. \u00a0My friend from the local gardening <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1119\" src=\"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31578106_2115533615356980_1130357709233717248_n-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31578106_2115533615356980_1130357709233717248_n-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31578106_2115533615356980_1130357709233717248_n.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 195px) 100vw, 195px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1120\" src=\"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31655511_2115533595356982_3462986707190677504_n-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31655511_2115533595356982_3462986707190677504_n-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/31655511_2115533595356982_3462986707190677504_n.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 169px) 100vw, 169px\" \/>\u00a0club said they were growing right next to each other. \u00a0You think something is going on underneath the soil? Hmmm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is not from my garden, but from a friend&#8217;s, and is just too funny. \u00a0I just have to post it. \u00a0My friend from the local gardening \u00a0club said they were growing right next to each other. \u00a0You think something is going on underneath the soil? Hmmm!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1119,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1121,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1118\/revisions\/1121"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gardenmamachronicles.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}